Green Crush: 4XS Front Shock Spring - 3.15 lbs. Get Ready to Rumble!
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Red Hot Front Shock Spring 4.38lbs Crush Those Trails CR 4XS Ready to Rumble
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Yellow CR 4XS Front Shock Spring: Dial Up the Performance 3.65lbs of Fun Ride Hard
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White Spring of Fury 3.50lb CR 4XS Front Suspension Upgrade Unleash the Beast
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Blue Rear Shock Spring 1.56lbs CR 4XS: Upgrade Your Ride's Suspension!
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CR 4XS Rear Shock Spring: Green & Mean 1.90lbs. Upgrade Your Ride!
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Red Rocket Rear Shock Spring 3.13lbs Unleash the Beast CR 4XS Upgrade Now!
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Orange Crush Rear Shock Spring 2.83lb: Unleash the Beast Ride Hard Go Orange!
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CR 4XS Shock Spring - Boost Your Ride (White, 2.25lbs)
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CR 4XS Clutch Upgrade Kit: Unleash the Beast Within Your Ride!
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CR 4XS Slipper Pad Set: Slip into Comfort, Slide into Style! Upgrade Your Ride Today!
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CR 4XS Slipper Springs The Ultimate Comfort Ride for Your Feet
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